Enjoy these Valentine's Day treats from the Pezhead Monthly archives!
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Love Songs, Collection One - This first collection features lyrics to 4 Pez song parodies, but only the choruses. Perhaps one days, I will develop these into full songs...
Love Songs, Collection Two - This collection features lyrics to five complete Pez song parodies, includiing a Pezzified version of the Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton hit "Islands in the Stream"
Love Songs, Collection Three - Lyrics to three more complete songs comprise this collection, including a song inspired by a classic hit by The Shirelles.
Pez Haiku #21
loves Pez, she loves
After the Love Has Gone
Ev'ry Pez beside you
There's sometimes reappearance.
I knew it when I found you
And plus, you were on clearance.
Pez Haiku #34
gave you my heart,
I Gave My Love
I gave my love a Pez,
She told me that she
I gave my love a Pez,
Pez Haiku #159
Love is in the air
My eyes went wide,
my face felt flush
To CVS I quickly rushed,
The same sad song,
it stirred me such,
But just as hope was
There once was a Pezhead
do I love Pez? Let me count the ways."
I get that feeling, I need Pezual healing."
you love Pez, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be."
realize you want to spend the rest of your life collecting Pez, you want
the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
One Question For, And A Love Song From, The Cherub Pez Dispenser- A burning question is asked of Cherub Pez, and not only does he answer that question, he also serenades us with a song.
Five Questions For, And A Love Song From, The Valentine's Day Teddy Bear Pez Dispenser- Teddy Bear Pez answers the Five Questions with grace and style, and then proceeds to give us a Pezzified version of an Elvis classic. (Note: at the time of this interview, this "Love" Bear was the only Tedy Bear Pez dispenser; in 2012, two more Teddy Bear Pez dispensers were added: Hugs and Kisses.)
Dr. Pez Presents: Advice For The Pez Lovelorn- When presented with stories of Pez-related woe, Dr. Pez offers advice as only he can.
Pez Dispensers In Love: A Photo Essay- Several photos of various Pez couples, Can you feel the love tonight?
Here is the cover image from the February 2012 issue of Pezhead Monthly. (Look carefully for a Pezzified actor credit!)
Here is a Pezzy reimagining of an iconic scene from "Empire Strikes Back."
Here are some Pezzified candy conversation hearts!
Near... far... wherever Pez are...
Excuse me, ladies... we always dress for dinner here!