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May the Fourth Be With You

May 4th is known around the world, or at least to geeks such as myself, as Star Wars Day. This is because it gives us the opportunity to say "May The Fourth Be With You" to the delight of each other and to the confusion of most everyone else.

Over the years, there has been a variety of Pez-related Star Wars features on the pages of Pezhead Monthly. And, in my personal Pez collection, there are many Star Wars items as well. And now, they are all gathered here in what I am affectionally calling the Pez Eisley Cantina. Enjoy!

Five Questions | Pez Almost-Quotes | Pez Poetry
Pezzified Photos | My Star Wars Pez Collection


Questions, Episode V: The Pezhead Strikes Back | top of page

Darth Pez and His KidsDarth Vader Pez- The second "Five Questions" feature to ever appear in Pezhead Monthly, and still one of my favorites.

R2D2 Pez (with special guest translator C3P0 Pez)- Oh, those wacky droids. And they are even wackier as Pez dispensers.

Emperor Palpatine Pez- "[In eviler-than-usual voice] How about a Pez, young Jedi? Just take it, you cannot resist its powers! [Interviewer takes a Pez] Yes, that's it. Heh heh heh. Yes, yes! Feel the power of the Pez.

Darth Maul Pez- He may have been cut in half, but he's not bitter. However, he is quite loose with the puns. 

 

You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive Of Pez Almost-Quotes | top of page

"Dispense or dispense not. There is no try."

"I find your lack of Pez disturbing."

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as collector and dispenser."


"Help me Pez dispensers, you're my only hope."

Aren't You A Little Short for a Pez Poem? | top of page

Pez Haiku #44

Thank you, Hungary,
For taking the time to make
My Boba Fett Pez.

Pez Haiku #50

The new Star Wars Pez
Have at last arrived in store.
The Pez force is with us.

Pez Haiku #82

Giant Vader Pez,
You loom atop my PC,
Standing while you Sith.

Pez Haiku #123

Star Wars on Blu Ray?
It's tempting, but I will pass.
Star Wars Pez? Sure thing.

Pez Haiku #140

The new year will bring
New Avengers, new Star Wars,
And of course new Pez.

Pez Haiku #152

Light side or dark side?
The answer, young Padawan,
Is always Pez side.

 

These Pezzified Photos Aren't True! That's Impossible! | top of page


(Also check out the video version of this photo here!)


Photo Credit: Bret Christopher/Bret's World of Pez


My Star Wars Pez Collection | top of page

Here are some photos of my Star Wars Pez dispensers and collector boxes. Not pictured are my Star Wars Giants, POP Pez, and factory errors. The dispensers include some chrome fantasy pieces that I have acquired over the years.

You can click on each picture for a larger view.


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Copyright © 2001-2021 JoePez Publications
"Pezhead Monthly" is in no way affiliated with Pez Candy, Inc.
PEZ is a registered trademark of PEZ Candy Company Inc., Orange, Connecticut.

Enjoy Pez, but please do so responsibly.