Pez MP3
To the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People
Copyright 2006 JoePez Publications

Young man, you worked hard at your job,
I said young man, your drive home was so mobbed,
But wait, young man, underneath your doorknob
Is something to make you happy.

Young man, hurry up to that door
I said young man, pick it up from the floor
You bought something just a few weeks before
And today is its arrival.

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

You can set aside worries and all of that crap,
Just separate that bubble wrap.

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

You can dig the package, you can smile and cheer,
You can dig the hip way it appears.

Young man, listen, I'll tell you what
I said young man, this case is open and shut,
Just take out your scissors and cut,
Gotta set that Pez player free…

Whoah man, now get a hold of yourself,
I said young man, keep this Pez off your shelf,
Take it with you, cause it plays MP3s,
Plug it in via USB!

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

You can slide out the feet, slip the battery in,
Power up your way to Pez heaven,

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

You just tilt the head back and you flip the switch on,
Then plug in the phones and you'll be gone…

Young man, there's some preloaded tunes,
But I know you'll be adding more soon,
Just grab up some of your own CDs,
You can rip as much as you please.

Now then, you've been such a good sport,
So plug in to the USB port,
And just rock out to your Pez MP3
It's 512 megs of sweet

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

From the Pez MP3 to your tender young ears,
You're gonna flip out at what you hear

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

You can turn it way up, you can jam all you need,
You'll have hours of fun indeed.

Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!

Young man, you know that this thing is the bomb
It's from PezMP3.com!