Open Your Cards
To the tune of "Open Your Heart" by Madonna
Copyright 2022 JoePez Publications

I see your Pez collection is mint on card
They're stuck in there forever, it's breakin' my heart
If you'd listen to their cries you'd see
Their desire for livin' a life that's free
As your loose dispensers on display

I've held it in but I can't for much more
There's something I want to say, I implore you

Open your cards for me, baby
Pop off that plastic and let that Pez breathe
Open your cards for me, darlin'
Pez is much better when you, you set it free

Is it that you're afraid their value would drop,
Although you only bought them at the corner shop?
Think about the space you're gonna gain
With no cards around to keep them contained
As your loose dispensers on display
Well I got something to say!

Don't try to tell me that's where they belong,
Look in their eyes, you'll know that you're wrong so

Open your cards for me, baby
Pop off that plastic and let that Pez breathe
Open your cards for me, darlin'
Pez is much better when you, you set it free

Open your cards, set them free
Give them such a life of wonder

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Open your cards, they long to be free
It's not that hard, just try it and you'll see

Don't try to tell me that's where they belong,
Set them all free by the end of this song, please

Open your cards for me, baby
Pop off that plastic and let that Pez breathe
Open your cards for me, darlin'
Pez is much better when you, you set it free

Open your cards, set them free…

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