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Heartbreak Pez Shelf
(To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel")
Copyright 2007 JoePez Publications

Well since that lady bought me,
I've been all by myself
She left me all alone here on
The Heartbreak Pez shelf

She won't even load me, baby
She won't even load me
She won't even load me
That ain't right.

Not a single Pez beside me,
Not a Snoopy or a Shrek
It's just me on this dusty shelf,
And baby, I'm a wreck

She won't even load me, baby
She won't even load me
She won't even load me
That ain't right.

Yeah, the lamp don't ever turn on,
The door is always closed
She doesn't show me to her friends,
Oh man, that hurts the most

She won't even load me, baby
She won't even load me
She won't even load me
That ain't right.

So if you're on a store rack,
Take good care of yourself
You might end up like me here on
A Heartbreak Pez shelf

She won't even load me, baby
She won't even load me
She won't even load me
That ain't right.


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